I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
