Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't think brook has ever known best
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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