I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize