Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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