ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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