I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Sorry about my life...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
