i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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