guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
