I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
