She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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