Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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