Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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