my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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