Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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