Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
