How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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