I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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