BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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