i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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