come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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