I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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