youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Shame is for Republicans.
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