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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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