To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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