Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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