I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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