I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You made out with two different species that night
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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