Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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