Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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