im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
