How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
