I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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