it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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