I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Randomize
