just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
