ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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