if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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