You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
