You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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