I want to stick my p in your. b.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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