I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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