Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I am morally bankrupt
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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