I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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