dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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