well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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