I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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