whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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