I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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