the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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