How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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