in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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