sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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