So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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